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My lived autistic-family-experience inspired re-imagining
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We’re not scared.
Uh-uh! Uniform!
Stiff itchy uniform.
We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through it!
Scratch pull!
Scratch pull!
Scratch pull!
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We’re going on a school hunt.
We’re going to find a good one.
What a beautiful day!
We’re a bit scared.
Uh-uh! Traffic!
Never ending traffic.
We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through it!
Rumble beep!
Rumble beep!
Rumble beep!
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We’re going on a school hunt.
We’re going to find a good one.
What a beautiful day!
We’re scared.
Uh-uh! Grown ups!
Noisy random grown ups.
We can’t go over them.
We can’t go under them.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through them!
Chitty chatty!
Chitty chatty!
Chitty chatty!
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We’re going on a school hunt.
We’re going to find a good one.
What a beautiful day!
We’re very scared.
Uh-uh! Gates!
Narrow metal gates.
We can’t go over them.
We can’t go under them.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through them!
Clang squeeze bump!
Clang squeeze bump!
Clang squeeze bump!
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We’re going on a school hunt.
We’re going to find a good one.
What a beautiful day!
We’re very, very scared.
Uh-uh! Children!
Lots & lots of children.
We can’t go over them.
We can’t go under them.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through them!
Shriek laugh scream!
Shriek laugh scream!
Shriek laugh scream!
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We’re going on a school hunt.
We’re going to find a good one.
What a beautiful day!
We’re panic stricken.
Uh-uh! A classroom!
A chaotic, crowded classroom.
We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through it!
Hands on ears!
Duck & weave!
Run run run!
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WHAT’S THAT?
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One size fits all round peg sausage factory!
Too many flickering fluorescents!
No-one explaining what when or why!
IT’S A SCHOOL!!!!
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Quick!
Back through the classroom!
Hands on ears! Duck & weave! Run run run!
Back through the children!
Shriek laugh scream! Shriek laugh scream! Shriek laugh scream!
Back through the gates!
Clang squeeze bump! Clang squeeze bump! Clang squeeze bump!
Back through the grown ups!
Chitty chatty! Chitty chatty! Chitty chatty!
Back through the traffic!
Rumble beep! Rumble beep! Rumble beep!
Back through the uniform!
Scratch pull! Scratch pull! Scratch pull!
Get to our front door.
Open the door.
Up the stairs.
Oh no!
We forgot to shut the door.
Back downstairs & over the uniform.
Shut the door.
Over the uniform & back upstairs.
Into the bedroom.
Into bed.
Under the covers with our plushies.
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WE’RE NOT GOING ON A SCHOOL HUNT AGAIN.
Except the law says we have to so we do ....
We’re going on another school hunt.
We’re going to find a special one.
What a hopeful day!
We’re not sure.
We’re segregated.
Uh-uh! It’s the same!
We’re going on another school hunt.
We’re going to find a different one.
What a difficult day!
We’re not wanted.
We’re depressed.
We’re going on another school hunt.
Will we ever find the right one?
What a dark day!
We’re not well.
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We’re lost isolated broken & alone.
Uh-uh! PTSD!
Painful life threatening PTSD.
We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through it!
WE CAN’T GO ON A SCHOOL HUNT AGAIN.
The End.
S.L.
o0o
To quote Alan E Beck:
"You can't do the Bloom stuff
until you've done the Maslow stuff."
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The End End
